Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
no you cant smoke seaweed
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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