please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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