so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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