it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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