No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
