I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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