I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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