On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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