We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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