It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
you never un-have a 4some
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize