using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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