Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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