You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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