He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
