He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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