it's not cheating when I paid for it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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