i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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