actually, I'm a sock model
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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