Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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