he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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