His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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