my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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