My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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