If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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