toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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