Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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