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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She's the barista slut.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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