i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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