Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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