What did we do last night that was yellow?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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