i just google imaged poop.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Green mimosas i think yes
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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