Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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