drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Two words: blizzard sex
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