I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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