I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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