Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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