dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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