I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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