after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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