are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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