he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I love you. Go after that dick
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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