Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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