question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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