Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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