shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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