when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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