I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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