But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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