i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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