just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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