i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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