I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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