Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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